Heights are not my thing. Falling is not my thing. So you would think that on my vacation away from school I would not be driving, in a car, with my boyfriend, towards a gorge, to jump off a bridge, to my most certain death… Yet here I am.
“Come on it will be so much fun!”
“No.”
“At least try and enjoy yourself, you’re already in the car.”
Well at least that was true. I am in the car. Because he threw me over his shoulder and put me in here. Well basically did. Kinda.
“Just jump off once. It’s really not that bad, plus lots of people have done it and haven’t died. One jump won’t kill you.”
Disappointingly enough the cute eyes he used on me after saying that finally broke me and I’d decided to jump off with him, once. Besides, he’d said it wasn’t that high.
“OH MY GOSH!”
“What? It’s not that high.”
“Where’s the water?”
He just rolled his eyes at me and jumped and I prepared myself for the single life. Boys like a widow right? Needless to say, he didn’t die, and he returned to me in one piece. I, on the other hand, got sunburned and vowed never to returned to the gorge again. I am much more suited for a casual stroll through a field of wildflowers and butterflies, but good luck finding a boy to go with, so naturally I ended up back at the gorge on multiple occasions.